Death Eater Classroom

[Rodolphus Lestrange]

"Because we know you are devious, and I know you are far from innocent." Rodolphus replied. "Though it is an enticing look."

[Alecto Carrow]

"Devious? Moi? Never, do you believe that Amycus?" Alecto asked looking at her brother.

[Amycus Carrow]

"Never, sweet-Sister," said brother caroon back from his lazy position in the chair, watching the back and forth between them that was somewhere between flirting and snarking. "You're as innocent as a new born babe. I'd stake my reputation on it."

[Rodolphus Lestrange]

"It would only further the reputation you have Amycus." Rodolphus commented.

[Amycus Carrow]

Amycus's smile was sharp as he glanced over to his friend.

"And what reputation would that be, dear Roddy?" he asked in a purr.

[Rodolphus Lestrange]

"Ruthless, and slightly unhinged." Rodolphus replied easily and without worry.

[Amycus Carrow]

"And asserting my loving big sis is innocent would further that how?" he asked arching an eyebrow.

[Rodolphus Lestrange]

"Anyone who knows her knows she is far from innocent." Rodolphus replied. "Her reputation sees to that."

[Amycus Carrow]

"So how would my assertion that she is, increase my own bloodthirsty one?" he pressed eyebrow lifting higher.

[Rodolphus Lestrange]

"Not the bloodthirsty part." Roldophus replied. "The unhinged part, though to be fair, I suppose you want that to be more pronounced and factual too."

[Amycus Carrow]

He laughed outright at that, dropping his legs down from the desk to lean forwards with a shark like smile.

"Oh Roddy... are you really commenting on sanity?" he crooned back at the man, head tilting as glittering black eyes ran over him.

[Rodolphus Lestrange]

Rodolphus opened his mouth to reply, but paused and then shrugged. "You have a point." he said. "I never was one that should comment on sanity."

[Lucius Malfoy]

"No, indeed," Lucius drawled, sauntering slowly into the room and shutting the door gently behind him as he did so, his silver stare fixed lazily on the man he addressed. "Perhaps one of the most reasonable statements you've ever uttered, Rodolphus."

It was like an asylum, with these three in the room together. All that was missing was Rodolphus' darling wife, and the quartet's maniacal master, who had lost whatever sanity he once held somewhere between life and death.

[Alecto Carrow]

"Ahhh, Lucy *darling* the Dark Lord told me you would be here to visit as one of my *many* lowly staff members..." Alecto said with a smile. "How excited I was..."

[Lucius Malfoy]

"I can only imagine," Lucius drawled in response to the woman, his gaze shifting to her. "However did you manage to contain it?"

[Alecto Carrow]

"I couldn't, so I just expressed it with your son, lovely boy really," Alecto responded in an all too sweet voice.

[Lucius Malfoy]

"Indeed," Lucius replied dryly, his eyes narrowing into a deadly glare. "Care to elaborate?"

[Alecto Carrow]

She blinked, the picture of wide-eyed innocence "You mean he didn't mention it... I wonder why..."

[Lucius Malfoy]

"Yes. Strange, isn't it?" Lucius mused. "Perhaps you can enlighten me."

[Alecto Carrow]

She pretended to consider it before responding plesantly "You know... I don't think I will..."

[Lucius Malfoy]

"What an entirely unsurprising decision you've reached," the Malfoy drawled in response. "You seem to be losing your unpredictable edge, dearest Alecto. That's quite a shame."

[Alecto Carrow]

"Yes well it was just my well placed effort to make you comfortable little Lucy, as your new class setting seems like it may have it's fair share of discomfort... you're welcome," Alecto replied magnanimously.

[Lucius Malfoy]

"And yet, I don't recall expressing any gratitude," he responded. "Rather presumptuous of you."

[Alecto Carrow]

"Yes well I realize expression of Gratitude is a foreign concept to you, but since you seem to be in a position where you need to learn to express such things... along with remorse... humbleness and fear... well. I, am your willing teacher, after all the Dark Lord simply *must* know how you're adjusting to your lovely new post..." the woman replied to with with a small smile.

[Lucius Malfoy]

Lucius' silver eyes narrowed at that. On top of everything else, he was to answer to the likes of her? He wondered if it was even possible for the situation to get any more out of hand.

[Amycus Carrow]

(Yes yes there is... shouldn't tempt fate Lucykins)

Amycus let out one of his usual half-crazed laughs as he swung his feet down from the desk to lean forwards in his chair, teeth flashing in a sharklike grin and black eyes glittering with amusement as they settled on Lucius, taking in his clearly less than impressed reaction at Alecto's statement.

"Aaaah~ Poor Luscious Lucy," he crooned at him, "Didn't the Dark Lord tell you? My Sweet-Sister and I are your superiors here... wont that be *fun*?"

[Alecto Carrow]

"So very much I think, and since Lucy isn't allowed to think anymore I shall answer for him and say you're right as rain dear brother o'mine," Alecto resplied with a grin.

[Lucius Malfoy]

Lucius' silver stare fell upon that absurd excuse for a human being, easily the most deranged of all these crazies, Amycus.

Glancing between the two twins...these idiotic, maniacal twins, he mused dryly, "Fun...yes. In even my wildest imagination, I can't possibly envision anything more fun."

[Alecto Carrow]

"Of course you can't you're an absolute bore," Alecto replied reasonably.

[Amycus Carrow]

"Don't worry though," Amycus offered generously, tongue flicking out to run over his top lip in a creepy gesture eyes still locked on the blonde. "We can teach you how to loosen up and enjoy life a little more... can't we Ally?"

Aaaah, this year was definitely getting better... Amycus had the feeling Lucius was finally going to provide them the entraintainment that had been sorely missing so far. Ooooh~ And they could even get baby Malfoy to join in too. Think of the possibilities....

"Remind me Sweetness," he added, grin growing. "What all important class is it the Dark Lord assigned you to teach...?"